Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way by Bruce Campbell

Retail epub


Is it an "autobiographical novel"? Yes. I am the lead character in the story (coincidentally an actor), and I am a real person, and everything in the book actually happened - except for the stuff that didn't.

The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film, Let's Make Love!

My Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fair is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the "B-movie virus" - symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting.

From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all.
And if the 84,951 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics – all of which have been upgraded to vibrant color since the first publication.

I hope you enjoy the book – and if you learn anything at all about making love, please share it with me!

Regards,
Bruce "Go Ahead and Call Me Ash" Campbell

368 pages
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; Reprint edition (August 22, 2006)


 
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